May 22, 2005quid pro quo [peer pressure]i think...... my only defense is having a few more hours to kill than i expected..... and absolutely. nothing. else. to do. than listen to various buddies' encouraging the start of each new test *shakes head*
How sexually deviant are you?
Sex God/Goddess
Congratulations! You scored 47%!
Everyone should bow down to you. Your bedroom is an adult playground. Cum one Cum all. You've done everything with everyone/thing.The Dirty Mind Test
Filthy
You scored 86% Dirtiness!
Judging by your score, your mind is a wasteland of perversion and impurity. Congratulations! You are officially in possession of a dirty mind. You probably enjoy dirty jokes very much and appreciate the sexy things in life. Thinking about sex is something you do often, and you probably wonder why other people can't loosen up.How Fuckable Are You?
The Punching Bag
You are 94% fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable.100 Point Sexual Purity Test
Depraved
18% Pure.Are You The Dominant or the submissive Test?
The Master
You scored 85!
DOM DOM DOM -- You are DEFINITELY dominant. You control the relationship, and your partner, and you like it. You don't like being left out of the loop most of the time, and you're very certain of your expectations in your relationship(s) with your partner(s). Find yourself a good little slave girl, and you're definitely good to go!Kinkyness Test
Kinky Bastard!
Grats! You're 90% kinky!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)Sex In The Library Test
Literary Sex Fiend
You scored 63 bookishness and 77 kinkiness!
Alright, you love books, you completely dig great sex...and both at the same time is even better, n'est-ce pas? According to my calculation, you are SEX ON WHEELS...the wheels of a book truck, that is. Come find me...I have a key to the building, baby. ;)Which Muppet Are You?
Animal!!
You scored 77 Mood and 91 Energy!
No doubt about it: You are pure id, you pure animal. You are a ball of happy energy, and when you get going, nothing can stand in your way. Sometimes this energy can be intimidating to others, but it will take you far in life.Are You A Good Kisser?
The Spider! You scored 51%
You Know a lot of tricks my friend...you can lure those tasty specimens into your web with just a pucker of the lips! Keep up the good work!The Ethical Slut Test
True Ethical Slut
Whoa! You scored 36 Sluttiness Points and 12 Ethics Points! Interesting...
Doesn\rquote t sex just kick ass? You love it and your friends love it and your playmates love it. Sex is that overflowing bowl of ice cream you just have to share with the world. Because maybe, just maybe, if we can get more happy good sex out into the world, we can make it a happier place for everyone in it. You know how to communicate about what you want and how to listen to your partner\rquote s desires. You even use your turn signals. You\rquote re just an all around good person. You are one of the beautiful people.What Kind of Lover Are You?
Badass
You scored 55% bitchiness, 85% sexual drive, 45% cleanliness, and 80% self confidence!
You are very tough. You don't have trouble getting dates as long as your dates are up to a bit of a challenge. Oh, and, you don't really need to do much cleaning because you're really pretty good at making somebody else do it for you. A submissive partner is good for you or someone who can keep up with your wild ways.
What's Your Porn Name?
Lil MissFuckanything
Congratulations! You scored 39!
Daaaaaaaaamn! You will fuck anything that moves.....or even things that don't! You'd make a great porn star! Nothing holds you back....unless you are tied down that is! You enjoy pleasure as well as pain, and let everyone know! You rock every person's world in bed...guy or girl! You hit all the right spots and can go on for h ours cause your horniness never goes away! Congrats! You are just like me!Sex Style Test
Sex is good!
You scored 64%!
You like sex, a lot, but it's not everything. Your style is to have sex when you can but not let it become a priority.Are You REALLY Good In Bed?
Aspiring Champion
You scored 72% Sexual Mastery!
You scored over average, which means you know the basics - and a bit more. You're probably sexually experienced, or you've really done your homework. Well done! You can, as opposed to many others, say you know at least the basics of sexual pleasure. You probably know that porn isn't a good source for sexual guidance. Keep gaining experience and knowledge, and you might eventually become master!What Kind of Trojan Condom Are You?
Lubricated
You scored 38 Twisted, 24 Sweet, 12 Smooth, and 14 Compromising!
So you were rolled and wrapped and you are Lubricated. I know that sounds ordinary, but this means you are a natural smooth talker. You slip in and out with ease, literally. You know what everyone wants and you give it to them. I think Hugh Hefner is this one :)The ABCs of Sex
Dr. Ruth
Do you know you're ABC's? You got 89%.
Well if you made it here there is only one explanation....you are Dr. Ruth inventor of sexual discussion and education! Nice work you make the world a more erotic place!!Angel or Demon?
Demon
Congratulations! You scored 39!
You're selfish, insensitive and cruel. For you, personal gain is first than anything else, love is just the idealization some stupid guy made for sexual urges and a soul is just currency. You represent the dark side. The Yin side of nature. Death, darkness. However, as evil as you can be, you're necessary for balance. Note too that the lower your Score Range, the more evil you are, so, if your score is around 40, maybe you're not that evil but are still more inclined to that side of reality. In the other hand, if your score reaches zero for some reason... just keep away from innocence, you monster. In a second note, if you're not THAT evil (around 30 or 40), you can still try out to be a nicer person. If you ever decide to do it, you have all my respect and cheers for your decision. If not, well, some evilness is cool, just don't go lower if you can avoid it.The LEGIT Give Good Head Test
Blow Job Queen
You blew it with 30 out of 40. The number is pretty meaningless.
Wow. You're good at giving head and you know when to give lousy head when the bastard deserves it. Excellent technique, eager to please... but at a price. You know you're good and you only give good when you get good. Maybe you like it that way. If not, try being a little, you know, looser.The Cunnilingus Test
Guru
You got her 87% of the way there!
Hail to you! You are an unselfish cunnilingus guru! You know all the tricks, you can drive her wild, and you're not stuck up about it. Congratulations. This is a most honorable skill you have developed. With you it's not even a skill, it's an art. If flows from you. I wouldn't be surprised if a large gabble of gals whispered your name in their fantasies.How Sexual Are You?
The Sex-Fiend
You scored 37 out 45 experience and 39 out of 45 adventurousness!
You are the unprecedented. There's nothing you haven't tried, and nothing you wouldn't try again. Sex is your life. You revel in sex, and love rubbing people's faces in it. It's cool - you enjoy your sexuality to its maximum!Name That Sex Term
Semi-Freak
Congratulations! You scored 12/20!
Props for knowing a lot of the terms. You must be an avid porn collector. I give you a gold star.Fetish Knowledge Test
You scored 81% for basic knowledge, 71% for advanced knowledge, 50% for perverted knowledge and 40% for obscure knowledge
Well assuming I made the questions well and you didn't simply guess well, we should now know how much you've learn't from sex columns, the internet and friends and family about fetishes and sex, at least compared to me and other takers in a statistically crappy test since I did it off the top of my head, but I tried, I swear...How Hardcore In Bed Are You?
SexPert
WOW! You scored 98% out of the sex crazed population!
You are the Sexpert! Your suave with the opposite sex and are King in the bedroom! You always gaurentee multiple orgasm for both members and you know how to go for hours! You've read all the books, played with all the toys, and invented new positions and most likely have a signature move. You probably have a bit more experience than needed but in your opinion, who gives a fuck. Odds are you'd fuck them too.How Hardcore Do You Like It?
Ready For Fun!
Are you a sex freak? Wanna talk to me? Here is your score: 59&
you have made your way in life to a wonderful fetishful world. it is an inner world that we love. Enjoy your time hear and when people tell you you are too kinky tell them they are not kinky enough!
and probably my favorite description for any score on any test i've ever taken....
The Unconventional Sex Test
HOLY SHIT!
You scored 78 sexpoints!
I can't even begin to compete with you. You've either DONE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING, or KNOW HOW TO. You are scarily adept in all matters kinky, and I would feel overwhelmed to be naked in the same room with you. You're probably a master (of either the top or the bottom nature) of the bdsm scene, and I quake before you. HUZZAH.
at least i'm consistent. *L* and yeh.... finally topics strayed to something other than sex....
Posted by Wolf at May 22, 2005 02:08 AM
What Bed Item Are You?
Blanket
You scored 80 Softness and 51 Solidarity!
Whether people are under you or above you, you always seem to serve your purpose and keep others warm, especially your lover. Life often gets you down, but you always seem to get back up and be better because of it. You decorate the arm and life of your lover nicely, as well as their bed, and you truly are one of the greater people in this world.What Kind of Dinosaur Are You?
Velociraptor
ROAR! You're 71% Dinotastic!!
Aren't you a clever one? Nearly everone is scared of you. The ones who aren't generally end up as lunch. You like the finer things in life, like a good hunt, a good triceratops steak, and a relaxing evening discussing the finer points of evolution in the Jurrasic and Cretaceous Periods. Stomping around and Biting everything in sight isnt your style. You are too classy for that. But still, who can resist a good chomping when the opportunity arises?The Asshole Test
Ferris Bueller
You scored 30% jerkitude!
You've hit a small animal or two in the road and hey, what can you say? It's Darwinism; only the smartest survive. But when a stray puppy comes running up to your house, you'd probably feed it and give it water and affection until it found its way back home or wandered off. You might even put up a "Found" sign or check the papers for lost animal postings. You're a good person inside, but you've made some mistakes. You try to learn from them, but some are worth making twice. Like that summer on the beach with that hottie you just knew was trouble... Your friends respect you and think you're a lot of fun. You're pretty popular with the opposite (or hey, same) sex because you're equal parts danger and stability, good and bad, excitement and comfort. Keep doing what you're doing, but hey, remember that holding the door open for one more person isn't that hard.Are You A Sociopath?
Healthy
Egad! You're 60% Sociopathic!
Good job! You're within the normal range for the typical human being. As far as sociopathy goes, at least. You might still be clinically depressed, schizophrenic, borderline, obsessive-compulsive or have AIDS. I didn't make tests for those, though.
I should mention now that this test is inherently flawed, due to the fact that someone who was a true sociopath or psychopath would not be telling the truth on an online test.What Is Your Signature Weapon?
Halberd
You preferred a weapon with 49% power over speed and 38% range over melee.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.The Commonly Confused Words
English Genius
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 80% Advanced, and 80% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!What Nightmare Are You In?
Naked In Public
Creepy. You scored 37%
Congratulations, you get to make your own fashion statement. The word to describe you is "exposed". You got caught, you dirty thief. Or, maybe you're under higher expectations than before. You just started a new job and feel you can't keep up. Whatever it is, you are out there in the raw.Which Chemical Element Am I?
Cr - Chromium
You scored 25 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 69 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!
Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem. Of course, I'm basing this upon Chromium's ultra-low water-exchange constant and it 's corrosion-resistant properties, and I wouldn't be too surprised if the analogy doesn't even apply.The Southerner Test
Grits
Congratulations! You scored 85!
Darlin', you are without a doubt a true southern bell or southern gentlemen. You move to a simpler way of life. With more people like u the south will rise again!What Sith Lord Am I?
Exar Kun
Your Dark Side shows at 85 Points.
Good for you, you scored very high... almost as high as you can go! Exar Kun was a brutal sith lord who started as a jedi... before he was done he'd killed his master, and murdered an entire species of people. Not to mention thousands of jedi. You are the example that Darth Vader tryed so hard to follow.What Breed Of Dog Would You Be?
Border Collie
You scored 79% Loyal and 66% Independant!
Originated in Scotland/England border areas, this breed is intelligent, determined and brave, this dog forms a close bond with its family and is also eager to work. If not given work to do, the Border Collie will become badly behaved. It needs ample exercise, and its origin as a sheepdog and cattle-herder means that it is only happy when given specific tasks on a regular basis. They can't sit still and they want you to be right out there doing their task with them. They are the leaders and motivators of the dog world. \par
Alaskan Malamute
Originated in Alaska, USA, this breed is friendly, affectionate, and loyal, but can have a mind of its own. The malamute is built to work well within a team, and its friendliness makes it unsuitable for a watchdog, but brave enough to pull 110% of the load. Once set in a direction these dogs will continue in that track until someone with a firm hand and kind heart sets them onto a new destination. They are loving, but a workhorse that grows restless with too little to do.How Creepy Are You?
Rather Strange
You are 31% creepy! Read on...
These creepy points are adding up... Maybe you have some strange habbits, odd sexual tendenices, keep wierd pets or are somewhat socially akward? You probably tend towards introversion and sometimes feel uncomfortable in social situations. But you are a nice person overall and respect humanity, and it respects you too.What Kind Of Pirate Would You Be?
William Dampier
You are 76 %Treasurer, have 60% Seafairability, crave 29% Bloodlusting, and lust 30% in Wenchwanting!
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!What Kind of Vampire Are You?
Dracula's Cousin
Congratulations! You scored 58%!
You're pretty set in your ways, my friend. You need to learn to move with the times a bit. (I don't care if you're 314 years old!)That crushed velvet cape is getting a little tired looking, you'll look hella conspicuous. However, you're hypnotic powers and traditional good looks will go a long way to fend off those pesky Vampire Slayers...as well as the impressive ability to bench press a Toyota with little or no effort...
CommentsDude.
See what happens when I leave you to your own devises for too long? *LMAO*
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