May 19, 2004red letter day [swigged]I drink to the general joy of the whole table
- MacbethYea. This should sum the birthday up:
Session Start (d:G): Tue May 18 21:23:03 2004 Alaska time
[21:23] G: you LIE!
[21:23] d: *LMAO*
[21:23] d: WHO MEEEEEEEE?
[21:23] d: *adjusts halo*
[21:23] d: Uh. an Angel made me do it. *grin*
[21:24] G: *shoves you aside, points at the back* YOU! Lie.....
[21:24] d: *DYING*
A - um. It was the GIRLS' idea! yeah!
[21:25] G: I"M TOO DRUNK TO DIG ANY DEEPER!
[21:25] G: IT"S YOUR FAULT AND SYTICK WITH IT!
[21:25] d: *cracking UP*
[21:25] d: Yes - we ALL did it, and We LIED because we KNOW you'd enjoy it. *Girn*
[21:25] G: i'm like, falling out of the chair *L*
[21:25] d: *LOL*
[21:25] G: and yes, i loves it
[21:25] G: ....
[21:25] G: loves
[21:25] G: hhmmh
[21:25] G: er
[21:25] G: mmmgmm
[21:25] G: goddammit
[21:25] d: hahahahahhahah
[21:25] G: MM HMMM
[21:25] G: there we go
[21:26] d: you mmmmmmmmm HHHHHHMMMMM are a little intoxicated. *Grin*
[21:26] G: oh
[21:26] G: i'm way past a little
[21:26] G: WAY
[21:26] G: odd i could get THAT phrase right...
[21:27] d: Not so odd. *LOL*
[21:27] G: bloody karmic
[21:27] d: natrually *grin*
[21:28] G: *trying TRY ING to reply on the forums*
[21:28] G: it's not working
[21:28] d: HAHAHAH you can do it! we've got faith in ya!
[21:30] d: ANd you know what? MEI is a BITCH! *mutters* She BURNED DOWN M"PUB!!!!
[21:30] d: *adores me*
[21:30] d: *mei too*
[21:30] d: It was so fucking random. just all the sudden she loges in as "Pub's Burning" *L*
[21:36] G: *LMACO*
[21:36] G: laughin.... my ass.... clear off?
[21:36] d: Laughing my ass c.. yeah. *LMAO*
[21:39] G: did i tell you wtf iw as goonna tell damN?
[21:40] d: ummmmm nope. *LOL*
[21:40] G: d ammit
[21:40] G: cause i can't remember wtf it was
[21:40] G: hell, can't even remember my email p w at this point
[21:42] d: ummmmmm. Nope. can't help ya there. *LOL* in either case
[21:42] G: oh well
[21:43] G: okay, i'm gonna slide off..... got online to say hey cause i said i would on the phone and ended up here while yo uwere at practice and no backw to keep good on that wordish thing
[21:43] G: but since i'm seeing double...
[21:43] d: *LMAO* alright baby....
[21:43] G: and what reammy amuses me
[21:43] d: Happy birthday!
[21:43] d: reammy!
[21:43] G: is how far off tht w was misplaced
[21:43] d: hahahahahah
[21:43] G: yes REAMMY!
[21:43] G: *(christ)
[21:44] d: hahahahahaha
[21:44] G: i mean, it was a whole WORD off
[21:44] G: htf did i accomplish THAT
[21:44] G: well, appatnely
[21:44] d: you're TALENTED!
[21:44] d: But you know. I love you. I reammy reammy reammy DO!
[21:45] G: yes, i love you too, and i'm gonna go save wthatever tp uing dignity i have left
[21:45] G: and slinkd off downstairs
[21:45] d: *cracks up* sounds good...
[21:47] G: yes, and i'll resfuse to believe it in the morning
And, if that wasn't enough, I find this in email this morning. Now.... I know it's bullshit - but sure makes a guy feel special in that imaginarily rich way. I guess spam isn't always that bad. Good for a laugh:
ZENITH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
Pretorialaann 70B, 3072 ER
Rotterdam - Holland
DATE: 18TH, MAY 2004
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT. INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD..
BATCH: EGGS-545-608-987:
REFERENCE: 33/6758/IPD
ATTENTION: RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION.This is to inform you of the release of the Zenith lottery held on the 13th of May 2004. The results were released on the 16th, May, 2004. Your email address was attached to ticket number ---------- with serial number ---------- that drew the lucky numbers of ---------- , which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum of payment of Euros 1,200,000.00 (ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, in cash credited to file with REF:Nš.EGS/3213-7675/4528. This is from US $75,000,000.00 (SEVENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in cash among the 16 participating finalist playing 6,000 full tickets.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with our Security Company and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice untill your claims has been processed and the money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened in the past. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from26,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa as part of our International Promotions Program. We hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs.
To begin your lottery claims , please contact our foreign service manager
MR:GARVIN MARCUS
Email Address:(garvinmac1@netscape.net) <-- yeh, let that fucker get some spam
Tele Num:0031-615-200-664Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than two weeks from the day you receive this notification. Any claim not made before this date will be returned to our suspence account.
And also be informed that 2% of your lottery winning belongs to your agent because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery on your name, NOTE this 2% will be remitted. AFTER you have received your winnings prize because the money is insured in your name already.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every correspondenc with us or your claim agent. furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform your claim agent as soon as possible. A copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to OUR foreign service manager MR,Garvin Marcus,. CONGRATULATION!!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International promotions program. we wish you continued good fortunes.
Sincerely,
MRS.PATRICIA STEVENS
LOTTERY CO,ORDINATOR
The yearly course that brings this day about
Shall never see it but a holiday
- King John Posted by Wolf at May 19, 2004 04:09 PM
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