May 28, 2003domestic [hilarity]Wolf: Okay, no more sticky floor, getcher food, getcher drink, and get out, woman, I'm (insert Mr. Clean pose here) mopping!
Wife: I'm sorry it's sticky, I tried cleaning it. I don't know why it was stickier after I mopped.
Wolf: Revenge of the.... whatever was supposed to come off, I guess.
Wife: I mean, I tried everything I could think of, it just kept getting stickier.
Wolf: Did you use the PineSol?
Wife: We have PineSol?
Wolf: .......
yes.
Wife: Oh. Well. I didn't know that.
Wolf: Babe. (while grabbing the PineSol that is under the sink) What.... did you.... use?
Wife: Everything! Water, 409, that Kaboom stuff.... dishsoap.
Wolf: .......dish. soap?
Wife: (quietly) Well. Yes. It cleans doesn't it?
Wolf: (has all but collapsed onto said sticky floor in hysterics).
Wife: (looks away rather dejected)
Wolf: That solves the sticky question, now doesn't it. (now melted, because of that dejected look) Domestic Goddess, you are not.Been amused by this for days. Don't think she could have been any more adorable. She tried so hard. We haven't laughed together like that for a long time. Funny how it happened after a breif fight which had me telling/agreeing with her I'd have my shit packed and gone by the time she got back from Sacramento.
Posted by Wolf at May 28, 2003 05:07 PM
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