Odd thinks happen at movie theaters
C took me to see Evolution last night, funnier than shit *chuckles* I love campy movies..... and the special effects were bad ass. Plus it was some time with C just to relax, which I really needed......
The movie, however, was the normal part.....
First off, get to the snack bar to grab a drink and popcorn before the movie so we had something to munch on..... even if we just ate dinner less than an hour before and lo and behold the popcorn was gone before the previews even ended *chuckles*
This hot little number is behind the bar, couldn't be older than 16, maybe 17...
"Hey" insert BIG smile here "who signed your shirt?"
Uh, US Bombs (dingdingding, it's a US Bombs shirt)
"Oh, really? I wouldn't know who they are..... what can I get for you?" insert another big smile, this one with sparkly eyes
Placed order goes here
"So who are they?" while coming back with popcorn
"They're a punk band"
"Oh..... well no wonder I don't know who they are, hmm, maybe some of my friends would."
I..... dunno, they're a little old school *insert own big winning smile here*
"Huh" yes, the mark of intelligence....... course, the lingering while handing back my change was cool *chuckles* Ok.... and _I_ was baked and found myself questioning....... was this kid making obviously vapid statements in order to hit on me (C's thoughts, too) or..... did he belong on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or something?? I mean good god.....
Yes, but can we say jailbait?
Then, before the previews, they've got Sir Anthony Hopkins doing a commercial for movie goer donations in order to help find cures for diseases such as emphyzema, lukemia, and something else I don't remember. Which, if you think about it, is really cool..... the guy even makes commercials smooth.
Then, he leans foreward, after asking for a small donation and ends the sentence with "Okey dokey?"
Needless to say, alarm bells started ringing
At least I wasn't the only person finding something WRONG with this and nearly falling out of my chair and rolling down the aisle/stairway I was laughing so goddamned hard.
Of course, I was also a little paranoid.
What happens if I don't donate? Lecter will hunt me down and eat me?
aaaaaand off to finish packing
have a fun trip... try anyway!!! you'll be back in the safe comforts of your own house with your computer close by soon enough (i know it doesnt seem soon right now but it really is!)... good luck!!! [ChildOfTheKoRn]