Blur - 6/14/2001
"reality doesn't mean a fucking thing out heeeere in candyland..." - Ben Weasel
You mean you're..... not....?
He's quoite the littul rippah....... veeeeery agitayted. Whoooooo..... lookitim go! (Yes, I got to play Steve Irwin three times within an hour removing wild snakes from sunning themselves on park pathways, in our "temporary wildlife relocation sunny vacation program")
_____ has met the almighty admin boot. May the return be more enlightened with behavior modified. Ahhhhmen
"Oh Mr. ViiiiikiNNNGGGG! I'm ready to be pilllaaaaaged!"
"I don't know what my answer is"
"Delight that never fades, bliss that is eternal, is only yours when that which you most desire is just out of reach." - C. S. Lewis (Shadowlands)
Aaaaahahahaha the final is done!
This does-not- mix well with vodka.....
Heh, I thought I'd be here all night
Eighteen times...... EIGHTEEN friggen times they shot at my head with that X-ray machine..... were they TRYING to scramble my brains the easy 20 second fantastic in the microwave buy one get one free way?? I'm gonna start growing antennae or something.... geesh.
I want to convert that into a story and submit it
"What do you mean you didn't want to come out?"
"You didn't know what was going on?"
"What am I supposed to make of that?"
Ok, this is it. This is the last graduation I'm attending for another year.
Well, I graduated college a year ago but SURE I'll take a balloon
(on helium)"......... hello clarise......"
Lookit he's not jailbait anymore, mah little brother fine-ly graddyated
Allright Patrick, it's time to toss K into the pool...... on three
(on helium)"..... feelin' like a freight train, first one to complain, leaves with a bloodstain.... DAMN right I'm a maniac! Ya better watch your back, cause I'm fuckin up your program....." (and now laughing to hard to go on, high pitched toon giggles at that, remember the toon town judge everybody? PrrrrrrrrrrrllEASE!)
Yes, believe me, it's -good-..... but I don't think OD or anywhere other than a porn site is going to let you post that story you and M wrote.....
Posted by Lessa at May 12, 2002 11:12 PM
I KNOW I posted here last night.. I clearly remembering typing the damn thing. *sigh* Oh well. i'll try again, then i'll give up.
The story is GREAT.. your editing is perfect... And i can't wait to see it up somewhere.
And I'll just leave it at that.. [girl.interupted]