Was updating the links section on the website I run with DS, and from a buried mail someone sent me months ago, I found this one. Let the scrap take it (as the character he roleplays through is a vampire, it's incredible therapy, he can do/say things online in the name of a character and I don't get in trouble for being an asshole or committing crimes in real life *chuckles* plus it's something fun for him to go) and here are his answers. As much of an asshole he is, he does have a sense of humor, this one's for your enjoyment, DS, since you know him best:.... and in the TRUE spirit of his chosen Clan:
1. Do you give a Fuck about your generation?
No, not that I've thought about before, but with that in mind.... and my better halves..... and times a day, well, helluva lucky generation now isn't it
2. How would you seduce me (Vampyress)? (btw - hate flowers and chocolate)
I wouldn't, I'm taken.... not to mention I don't know you. And how would that come off.... absolute stranger just coming up and attempting to seduce you *tsks.... well, then thinks about that* So I'm set up for either instatoss or failure *nods*
3. What are you NOT thankful for?
Sympathy PMS
4. What kind of wisdom do you gain from being a Vampyre?
Well that depends on your definition of "wisdom" now doesn't it.
5. Why is life a series of lessons for the Vampyre?
I believe the phrase "live and learn" sums that one up.
6. How does energy flow through your life?
In one orifice, out the other.....
7. Can you change beliefs that sabotage your mind?
Damn skippy.
8. What rights do you have as a Vampyre?
Same rights I've always have.... same lefts too.
9. If you could start WW3 (world war) where is it's location?
C__________
10. Who would this war involve? (question 9)
Just C________ (Long story)
11. Can you change the Psi energy of your victim? How?
Does it matter?
12. Why are we responsible for our actions?
Because for every action there is a complete and opposite reaction
13. Who is your "ideal" fuck? (screw, make luv, fudge packee)...
Do I have to pick only one, or can I pick top boy and girl?
14. What movie best describes your life and why? *compliments of Jessicka
Anyone that's a western for hte first 16 years, and a B rated horror porn for the rest.
((Though after watching previews last night, the Minus Man is coming quite close for the latter part of it))
15. Is your blood blue?
Well sure, before it's oxygenated, I'd suppose (though don't you dare ask a Ventrue that, they'll talk for hours). It would depend on where and who I drank from.
16. Group or Solo Sex? *compliments of Vampyrsoul
GROUP GROUP SEX EVERYTBODY GROUP SEX! Leeet's dot he tiiiime warp agaaaain!
17. You seduce your prey with...
Whatever it takes
18. What would be your perfect murder? (details, details) *compliments of Sparkle
Since we get away with it at every meal, don't you think *every* murder is a perfect one?
19. Should Vampyres be open or secretive and why? *compliments of 13th Child
That's sort of like coming out of the closet, don't you think?
20. How does pain affect you? *compliments of of fukpunk
Dramatically
21. Are you sexually aroused?
Always!
22. Why assume someone is a Vampyre? *compliments of Lucretia
Oh! Never assume.... you know what they say about -that-
23. Do you give compliments to your lover?
Always!
24. If born a Vamp does this mean your parents are also Vamps?
Biological or accepted parents?
25. Vampyres roam...
and the deeeeer and the antelopppe plaaaaayeeee
26. As a Vampyre, how would you provide (money) for yourself?
How any other supernatural does, I suppose.
27. How are Vampyres today different than humans?
Well. The gothlings have taken our fangs and aversion to daylight. And the majority of the world has taken our bloodlust...... petty interclan bickering? No, politicians have that. Esteemed irrefutable culture? Nevermind....... I think immortality and body temperature are all we have left.
28. Why are Vampyres a symbol of power and control?
SEX SEX SEX!
29. Do you believe Vampyres are born or created?
Oh..... too close to evolution/creation for my tastes.
30. You dream you are ...
awake?
31. Are you afraid? *compliments of Egres
of...?
32. Why do you give yourself away to others?
That made mef eel so cheap. I don't just -give- myself to anybody, you know.
33. Why do people consider you twisted?
See 27 and 18.
34. Would you live in a cave if given a choice?
What are my other choices?
35. Are you a leader or a follower?
No, I'm a Malkavian, not a Ventrue or Setite.
36. Do you have a strong need for privacy?
Yes, I like my privates, I'm quite fond of them, and do believe I need them. I'd be lost without them.
37. Why do you like the dark side of life?
Daylight hurts....
38. Who was your Sire/Dam? *compliments of Shryche
H______
You have a talent for using humor and/or questions to avoid answers. :oÞ [Mirror_rorriM]